1. I got elected?! This is seriously my in-laws lucky day. #stacksonstacks
2. People are always judging me for accepting lavish gifts. Really? I saved the country. #yourewelcome
3. @jamesFIST @jayiwantgould No really guys, @USTREASURY won’t. I promise. But send me a cut please. #ididsavetheunion
4. The price of gold is seriously crazy today. Wonder why that is.
5. @jamesFIST @jayiwantgould haha SIKE. @sec.boutwell is about to start selling some stacks #ofgold
6. @CreditMobilier Really guys? You couldn’t keep it quiet till after campaign? #smh
7. @oakesames @schuylercolfax @jamesgarfeildthecat Sorry guys. Tough break. Be more careful next time.
8. Hmm..the liquor taxes have really been slowing lately. Not that I’ve ever paid them. I probably owe a quarter million by now(:
9. Let no guilty man escape! #whiskeyring
10. If anyone knows anything about these whiskey ring people, tell me and hand me every piece of discriminating evidence you’ve found for uh...safekeeping.
11. RT “@benbristow I think I have something @USgrant should take a look at...”
12. @obabcock Don’t worry bro. I got you.
13. @wwbelknap Sorry man, I know it was for your wife. They don’t understand. #congress #indianbribes
14. Just got $15.5 million from the Treaty of Washington. I think my in-laws could use a new mansion.
15. @TheSouth if you think I’m letting you off easy.. #forgetit
16. @BlackPeople Just signed the law dismantling Freedmen’s Bureau. #sorrynotsorry
17. @KKK @Racists You’re not getting away with this.
18. @SC habeas corpus is officially #suspended
19. RT “@SupremeCourt #LetsBeHonest no one wants to have to share a bathroom with a black person.”
20. @JayCookeandCompany This is your fault. You fix it. #economicpanic
21. Who knew fires could hurt the economy? There’s a small one at the end of my cigar every night. #lol
22. What’s all this talk about the Vienna stock market crash? Why does it matter, Vienna must be in like, Africa?
23. @threemillionunemployed Should’ve saved the union like me.
24. I seriously don’t understand economic troubles. Lets just print more money. #yourewelcome
25. We’re about to have a ton of gold up in here. #resumptionofspecieact
26. @softmoneyadvocates You lost. Now please stop talking.
27. @softmoneyadvocates If you had saved the union you’d actually have money and wouldn’t be whining right now. #annoyed
28. People now have confidence in American money. That’s because it’s U.S gold. Wanna know another extremely valuable object? U.S Grant.
29. Hard money, hard liquor. #thatshowido
30. Colorado was admitted into the Union two weeks ago and they still haven’t given me a present. What the heck.
31. Okay seriously Colorado, I’m the reason there’s a country to be a part of. The least you could do is send over a couple of cubans. I’m pretty sure Cuba’s like your neighbor.
32. Everyone knows the 15th amendment is kinda a joke.
33. I mean I’ll still enforce it, but it’s kind of overrated. Like taxes. Or the justice system.
34. I should probably run for a third term. I’m obviously pretty awesome at this.
35. Okay House, I see how it is. Don’t want to GRANT the country another term of GRANT. #rude
36. Anyone know of any wars I can win? Apparently I’m getting kicked out of the White House. #salty
#stacksonstacks
2. People are always judging me for accepting lavish gifts. Really? I saved the country.
#yourewelcome
3. @jamesFIST @jayiwantgould No really guys, @USTREASURY won’t. I promise. But send me a cut please.
#ididsavetheunion
4. The price of gold is seriously crazy today. Wonder why that is.
5. @jamesFIST @jayiwantgould haha SIKE. @sec.boutwell is about to start selling some stacks
#ofgold
6. @CreditMobilier Really guys? You couldn’t keep it quiet till after campaign?
#smh
7. @oakesames @schuylercolfax @jamesgarfeildthecat Sorry guys. Tough break. Be more careful next time.
8. Hmm..the liquor taxes have really been slowing lately. Not that I’ve ever paid them. I probably owe a quarter million by now(:
9. Let no guilty man escape!
#whiskeyring
10. If anyone knows anything about these whiskey ring people, tell me and hand me every piece of discriminating evidence you’ve found for uh...safekeeping.
11. RT “@benbristow I think I have something @USgrant should take a look at...”
12. @obabcock Don’t worry bro. I got you.
13. @wwbelknap Sorry man, I know it was for your wife. They don’t understand.
#congress #indianbribes
14. Just got $15.5 million from the Treaty of Washington. I think my in-laws could use a new mansion.
15. @TheSouth if you think I’m letting you off easy..
#forgetit
16. @BlackPeople Just signed the law dismantling Freedmen’s Bureau.
#sorrynotsorry
17. @KKK @Racists You’re not getting away with this.
18. @SC habeas corpus is officially
#suspended
19. RT “@SupremeCourt #LetsBeHonest no one wants to have to share a bathroom with a black person.”
20. @JayCookeandCompany This is your fault. You fix it.
#economicpanic
21. Who knew fires could hurt the economy? There’s a small one at the end of my cigar every night.
#lol
22. What’s all this talk about the Vienna stock market crash? Why does it matter, Vienna must be in like, Africa?
23. @threemillionunemployed Should’ve saved the union like me.
24. I seriously don’t understand economic troubles. Lets just print more money.
#yourewelcome
25. We’re about to have a ton of gold up in here.
#resumptionofspecieact
26. @softmoneyadvocates You lost. Now please stop talking.
27. @softmoneyadvocates If you had saved the union you’d actually have money and wouldn’t be whining right now.
#annoyed
28. People now have confidence in American money. That’s because it’s U.S gold. Wanna know another extremely valuable object? U.S Grant.
29. Hard money, hard liquor.
#thatshowido
30. Colorado was admitted into the Union two weeks ago and they still haven’t given me a present. What the heck.
31. Okay seriously Colorado, I’m the reason there’s a country to be a part of. The least you could do is send over a couple of cubans. I’m pretty sure Cuba’s like your neighbor.
32. Everyone knows the 15th amendment is kinda a joke.
33. I mean I’ll still enforce it, but it’s kind of overrated. Like taxes. Or the justice system.
34. I should probably run for a third term. I’m obviously pretty awesome at this.
35. Okay House, I see how it is. Don’t want to GRANT the country another term of GRANT.
#rude
36. Anyone know of any wars I can win? Apparently I’m getting kicked out of the White House.
#salty
37. Retweet if you’re thinking three terms.
38. Instagram:
#selfiesunday #contemplative #stern #beard #hair #nose #unionsaver #ladykiller #nofilter #allnatural
39.
Ready for Monday.
40.
Where most of my associates' decisions take place.
#notshady #honest